im a transvestite living in east side new york hur

SERIOUSLY?!?!??! MY LIFE IS SO EFFED UP RIGHT NOW. MY GROUP OF FRIENDS FROM ONE SCHOOL HAVENT BEEN ASKING ME TO DO STUFF IN A WHILE SO IDK WHAT'S UP WITH THAT. SO THAT'S JUST PISSING ME OFF. SEcond, i feel like i have no friends! but i do because i know i have a lot of friends. like i'm kinda friends with this group of people. but they don't ask me to do stuff. and one of my best friends is in their group and never asks me to come? idk if anyone understands what i'm taslking about but i've just felt so alone and empty lately. and sometimes i'lljust burst out crying for no reason? ugh idk.

The week days just seem to drag on and on --just like the many lectures and arguments I've had in life ...of course when your on vacation it doesn't drag...

You go to Disneyland to see the sights, next thing you know your back at the office holding a coffee cup with goofy on the front...and your thinking to yourself "when in the f**k did the plane land???? and why in the hell am I wearing mickey Mouse underoos for christ sakes"......

I was forced to walk my dog the other day

the bitch kept jumping up and down on my leg like a kangaroo in heat....and if I decide to sit on my ass all day-- and be more worthless than a phone operator from Uganda, who can't even speak a f**king lick of english, after I ask him why my cable bill sky-rocketed to the f**king trillion dollar mark.......

If you have cats,or satanic kittens then you know all about the f**king plague most people call the litter box

I have never seen shit the size of my waist from a 2 ounce kitten... When I scoop what looks like a ruptured spleen from the plague box...I have to wear a f**king gas mask!!

and on top of that I have to go inside my hyperbaric chamber to de-contaminate the disease.........but, the f**king stench still sifts through like a chemistry experiment that went f**king A.W.O.L!!!!

Let me start out by saying that I was blessed to have you in my life. We dated for a while, even after I shared my entire freaky cancer survivor story. Yes, I survived it - a rare form that really did a number on me. Never was I given anything close to a terminal prognosis, but it still shook me.

You didn't run away, and you were awesome, at first.

How do I put this.. WHY THE FRIGGEN HECK DID I LET YOU USE MY GAMES?!!!!!!!!!!!!! He deleted EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY GAMES. This is retarded. Why the heck did I let hi-- oh yeah.. HE STOLE IT. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SUCH A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After I spent a whole year slaving over the Exbox control, just to win LotR Two Towers, he goes and DELETES EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have ever been to court, get ready for a roller coaster ride of shit getting thrown at you...it's enough to make you jump into a burning river...

The ticket you received from the cop--because you were jaywalking across the street with a herd of antelope trailing behind you on a leash......after the night of fist-fighting animals at the zoo, because you drank about 7 bottles of petron , after a heated argument and tears with your girl.

The ticket says to be in court at 8 am sharp to sign in...and if you are not there you will receive the death penalty

Have you ever been to a bonfire with a bunch of f**king drunk lunatics.....that are more plastered than Jenna Jameson

Let me tell you why I would rather chew on a box of razorblades then go back.......

The one I went to was held in the middle of a f**king field in the woods ......that looks like where texas chainsaw massacre was filmed...

Apparently the fun for the evening....besides poking the passed out fat f**k with a branch, by the multitude of dixie cups and the keg that was more watered down than a bottle of o'douls......

Okay i have one question for you men out there. Looks or Personality?